EMERGENCY SUGGESTION FROM haygauge:
"My five year old nephew is a little obsessed with Nibbles Pokes. I’m at (Nerf) gunpoint right now and the only way to get out of it is to request that Nibbles pokes Perry the Platypus with and alvacado, or "that pretty girl from the Avengers" (Scarlett Johansson) with an aardvark. He says thank you for your consideration. (As do I)"
Now tell your nephew to put the gun down.