Dear Nibbles and dude that hangs around with him, what do you plan to do once you have successfully taken over the world?
Mostly nap. And plan a government and economic infrastructure where in everyone is taken care of, progress is unfettered, but no one forgets who’s in charge. Also christmas has been replaced with Tummy Rub Day.
Dear Nibbles, my dog always barks when the doorbell rings. Do you do this? If so, why?
(translated from dog) Well misspaprika, I can tell you that I DO also do this. Bells much like the squeaks in a brand new chew toy harken back to a time, before man, when dogs ruled and would regularly battle the Lizard Men of Argoth. A grand trumpet would blast before battle and would sound again only when victory is won. What you’re seeing now is just a inherent trait passed on along the line of dog so that we may never forget our proud warlike past and stay prepared for our inevitable return to power.