Sir, you're under arrest. You are being charged with having a dachshund whose cuteness is beyond the legal limit. You have the right to remain silent. Your court case will be within the next three weeks, but we're going to have to take Nibbles in for inspection in the meantime.
You’ll have to catch us first! Nibs? Get the car! I knew the money was better spent on offensive driving lessons then on obedience training. And he looks adorable in his special driving boots.